My Spiritual Friend Forever Geoff has some lost of hearing and needs to use hearing aids. Geoff admits that he doesn’t always wear his hearing aids and sometimes misplace’s them. Geoff suggested that I share the following ‘misheard’ statements with you.
Geoff wrote……. Misheards which have occurred to me ( with poor hearing) when not using hearing aids.
Tinned beans ( tight jeans) are bad for your health.
In spite of the drug scandal, he went for a private run with his son Abnormal ( as normal).
The Footy Show’s new woman is a new breeder. ( news reader)
At 3am a Garlic (garbage) truck driver found a body.
She was an orphan ( author) and a poet.
He had a really bad toothpaste. ( toupee)
This one is a bit rude ! Iraq will have its first national erection ( election) Would be something to see !
The coach described the ballet ( melee) with the other team as an unfortunate occurrence.
A failed ( sail ) training ship.
A father who wanted to help his Taliban ( colour blind ) son.